london's burning

THEY'RE ALREADY HERE...

England is under attack. The hostile, red spacecraft landed a couple of blocks away from Big Ben...

However, until you get to see them in your neighbourhood [or in a theatre near you], the question remains the same:
If you work as a cleaner and you are supposed to have your company's offices clean and ready at eight o' clock in the morning... does that mean that your weekend starts on Fridays, at eight o'clock in the morning? If yes, is it too late for me to apply for a new career? And don't tell me you don't value the extra bonus of NOT having to actually meet your so called colleagues...

P.S. If u don't feel glamorous enough with the term "cleaner" you can always use the rather more effective "hygiene manager". It sounds stupid enough so as to impress some idiots...