advice to the young at heart
· Do not drink and dial
· Do not live every day as if there is no tomorrow. There’s always tomorrow – I don’t know about the day after, though…
· Never say [n]ever!
· Do not flirt, kiss, fuck and tell with people you work with
· Do not do to others what you do not want others do to you – that way, you can always say “why did u do that?”. Otherwise… you won’t have the chance to use the best pre-punch line… ever!
· Do not turn your back on mother earth
· Do not watch The Ring Two while on drugs – it will scare the shit out of you!!!
· Do not dismiss video games as child’s stuff – actually, it’s the only education we’ve got…
· Dο not believe the hype
· Do not underestimate the power of love
· Do not tolerate this, or your children will be next
· Do not search for any inner moral story in these rules – it’s pointless…
· Do not close your eyes and fantasize someone you physically admire…
· Do not talk about the Fight Club
· Do not cross the [white] line kiddo. Just step on it first, or sniff the damned thing!!!
· Do not honor and obey your parents. Do not make them proud. Do them some good instead…
· Do whatever you want in Denver – as long as you’re dead
· Do or die
· Just do it. Even if you're wearing adidas sneakers...
· Do whatever. Who cares anyway…
posted by Hector Drone at 2:55 AM
3 Comments:
nice. i might listen to some of them, seeing as they look to have been influenced by personal experience ;)
does school count as work - cos that means im naughty .... :)
as if youd wear adidas sneakers...i wear these. i swear these are the coolest shoes even made - http://www.onitsukatiger.com.au/default.asp
ps. i somehow even managed to get a one-of-a-kind colour scheme for them so HAH!
to add -
Do listen to any Hendrix album whilst stoned. at school. :P
Do not forget the condom!
Do not surrender. ever.
Do not wait for things to come to you. it's a lazy world, get up off your ass and go after what you want.
Do not stress about things beyond your control.
nice post, good to see youve been the entries up. i cant seem to find something i want to write about :(
4:24 AM
Don't worry. It's called blogger's...block!!! :-) It will come to you when least expected...
btw i've made one more comment on the martial arts post of yours and then there is one more as it concerns bands being too crowded with lots of musicians and stuff.
I have to say I hate Hendrix, although I am supposed to respect him and stuff. I just don't get him, to be honest. And getting stoned while at school... Now that was unthinkable back then... :-)
I'll check the shoes, although I avoid ordering stuff from above...
Nice addition with your do's and dont's. Hey, I wasn't that witty when I was 17 - what do they teach you down under? :-)
9:23 AM
And as far as that "influences by personal experience", thanx 4 giving me the credit, but I have to admit... I have never been in Denver, let alone wandering around... dead!!!
1:08 AM
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